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Rachael. 23. Australia. Harry Potter is life. Always watching too much TV 🔮⚡️

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sh12pen-bookfan:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??

v8roadworrier:

my brain every night:

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i-platypus:

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Originally posted by metamatronic

annoamoris:

#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic

generalgrievousdatingsim:

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they’re a double helping of dumbass are IN.

cryptiboy:

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hi please look at this sign I saw this morning at my local sports field

mac-wolfey:
“ onlytwitterpics:
“!!!!!
”
Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.
”

mac-wolfey:

onlytwitterpics:

!!!!!

Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.

infinitemachine:
“ izhunny:
“ lennythereviewer:
“ teawithmartians:
“ chickenwhite:
“ anoceanofmotion:
“ snowflakeeel:
“- @jistring
”
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
”
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
”
WHEN...

infinitemachine:

izhunny:

lennythereviewer:

teawithmartians:

chickenwhite:

anoceanofmotion:

snowflakeeel:

- @jistring

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

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WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

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WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

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WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

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I. I didn’t know I needed this.

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

digital-magus:
“ sauvamente:
“ airfierce:
“He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…
”
Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement
”
Quite the agreement it seems…
”

digital-magus:

sauvamente:

airfierce:

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

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Quite the agreement it seems…

itsallyscorner:

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HE PUT DODGER IN THE SWEATER OH MY GOD DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING AHHHHHHH😭😂😂 THIS IS SO CUTE

charlesoberonn:

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

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merrybitchmas91:

thecheshirecass:

sourcedumal:

goldenbollywood:

Anushka Shetty and Prabhas in Baahubali: The Conclusion (2017)

This is everything

This is quintessential Battle Couple™ and I am 110% here for it.

While you were busy studying bow and arrow, I was also studying bow and arrow, love you babe