zara2148:

On the one hand, I live in dread of the Great Celebrity Migration from Twitter.

On the other hand, it would not surprise me in the least if Ryan Reynolds has been secretly on tumblr for years under a username like “readythebabycatapult” or “lickmyhlloween69” and is well acquainted with our ways and culture.

thothoward:

how do y’all make such a mess in a public bathroom I don’t understand. I would kill myself immediately if I left a mess in a bathroom and someone else had to see it. do people not respect the cleaners

30redhouses:

we were put on this earth to watch movies and listen to music and read books and look at art. and thats it.

30redhouses:

we were put on this earth to watch movies and listen to music and read books and look at art. and thats it.

thesingeseries-deactivated20230:

tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons:

ALT

luke-skywalker:

Bucky Barnes the Falcon and the Winter Soldier: One World, One People

spiroandthelacktones:

ice-block:

astro-v:

cutabello:

cwisps:

emiliashinpai:

ice-block:

the-miner-gay:

cuteiecrafting:

ice-block:

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joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

wytchcore:

ryebreadgf:

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

ughmerlin:

MERTHUR WEEK 2021
day 1: favourite battle | 2x13 the last dragonlord

sawah-draws:

The turtle ducks forgave Zuko, but now he doesn’t know what to do with them 🥺

curioscurio:

because i never wanted to be

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor